Hello I thought I'd write a blog post in stream of consciousness, I am literally writing the things that come into my head as they come into my head keeping in mind a vague topic which I have not yet picked but will when my brain thinks of it, as a rule I am typing things as soon as they come into my mind and I will only backspace to fix typos which I have had to do many times because I make a lot. I decided my blog post will be about breakfast foods and all their glory. My favorite is the bagel but I don't like it with cream cheese well I do that was a lie but sometimes when you're typing as fast as you can and just typing what comes to mind your mind lies to you and that's what happened there. Bagels are good but waffles can be better but it really just matters what you put on it because that's where the flavor comes from you know. See: Pancakes, IHOP, syrup, etc.
I am a huge fan of the basketball and I don't know why I said that because I don't like basketball that much and it doesn't even come close to the subject of breakfast food so back on topic I like cheese too I just bought a new kind of cheese at the store. My whole life my fridge has been home to American sliced cheese but now Colby Jack has joined it and the two can team up and fight crime together I hope. My dream is that one day I am a chef in a famous restaurant that serves only breakfast food but that is not even remotely true dude. I don't actually have any real dreams other than to be happy and to enjoy good breakfast when I wake up.
Did I mention my thoughts on eggs? Rule of thumb for eggs (and potatoes): NO CHEESE. Melted cheese makes both of these normally good food products lousy and inedible and make me nauseous NEVER PUT CHEESE on eggs or potatoes. Is there a food that has all three, because if there is and it exists in this country I might have to emigrate to Europe. On second thought it's probably more likely that I emigrated to Europe in a past life. That sentence made no sense but I thought of it so I had to put it. What I meant to say was it is probably more likely that the egg-cheese-potato food exists in Europe than America because Europeans are crazy like that.
By the way I set my goal to myself when I started just now to type as much stream of consciousness thought as I could in ten minutes and now I'm on minute eight. Reading it (not really reading because that would defeat the purpose, but looking above where I am typing now and seeing what I've written as a block of text) it is evident to me two things: One, I am not making any progress towards making sense, which is a very convoluted way of saying my thoughts have come out very cluttered, and two, I forgot what I was going to say oops lol. One minute left oh man how am I going to tie up the loose ends and conclude my thoughts on breakfast food and save the world from the potato bomb in the toaster? Wow that last sentence was really weird I hope you guys don't think I'm weird, also I just remembered that apparently I have readers in Russia and Germany and I wonder how crazy this is all going to sound when they read it there, because I'm assuming that they translate things there using like google translate which isn't always accurate so I think I did good job of confusing them. Time's up!
And end stream of consciousness. Now I can reflect/explain. I wrote the above as it came into my head as a way of procrastinating for studying for finals. I was literally typing as fast as I could, but I had to keep backspacing to fix my typos because it would be very annoying to have to proofread it for typos afterwards. What's more, it's very hard to STOP writing in stream of consciousness apparently because I said I was stopping but my mind is still in that mode. Man I'm not making any sense. I think I failed miserably in my effort to explain my thoughts on breakfast food but I did make VERY clear my dislike of cheese on eggs and potatoes, which is probably more important. A quick calculation says I typed 646 words at a rate of roughly 65 words per minute, but I was typing pretty much at full speed and usually that's closer to 110 words per minute. Probably means I made a lot of typos. Anyway, my reason for doing this is that I've always wanted to just write and write everything that comes to my head and write for as long as possible and see what happens, but because it is getting late I decided to impose a time limit. As it turns out that just added an element of panic. What's more, I learned how hard it is to keep your mind focused on one subject. I'm a little jittery now from all that excitement. I think I'm going to lie down.
PS: I'm formatting this after-the-fact to include paragraph breaks (for your sake), but I didn't do this as I typed it. I didn't do any editing/proofreading beyond that.
